Thursday, 26 December 2013

Wish : Everybody Wants to Rule the World

Wish : Everybody Wants to
Rule the World

What’s left after you get rid of all
the bad people? Well, there’s our
culture and our social systems.
That’s got to be where the Jerk
Factory is. It’s got to be our
culture or our social systems that
turn all these good people bad.
So what if you get to be World
Leader and reform all those
broken systems? Then you’d be
able to fix all the
things that are wrong
with the world,
right?
Get out your magic
lamp and make your
second wish. Wish to
be World Leader, with a promise
to end violence, war, crime,
poverty, pollution, greed, and hate.
Okay, so poof! You’re the World
Leader. Not just a world leader,
but The World Leader. The only
one.
You make laws to protect the
environment and shut down
companies that disobey the laws.
This increases poverty because
millions of people lose their
jobs, but you fix that problem by
taxing the rich to give to the poor,
spreading wealth out more evenly.
This increases greed, because the
rich become resentful and the
poor expect even more.
You fight crime and violence by
creating a worldwide police force
with ubiquitous surveillance. But
that actually increases violence,
because now the police force must
use violence to subdue dangerous
criminals and freedom fighters
who oppose the new role of the
police and their loss of privacy.
A country invades a bordering
country; what do you do? How
can you stop a war without

waging war yourself?

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