Wednesday, 25 December 2013

Wish : Get Rid of All the Jerks

Wish : Get Rid of All the Jerks

Imagine that you have a magic
lamp, and you’ve got three wishes
to change the world. How about
this for Wish #1: Just get rid of
all the jerks who are messing it up
for the rest of us! Get rid of all the
criminals, all the bad politicians
(not the good ones that you
agree with, of course), all the lazy
people, all the greedy people, all
the prejudiced people, and all the
intolerant people (well, at least the
ones who disagree with you).
That’ll fix the world’s problems,
right?
Let’s imagine the world after our
magic wish comes true. All the
bad people are magically rolled
up in a katamari or something,
and the world is now populated
entirely with good people.
Everyone’s happy! Yay! Everything
is peaceful and happy and perfect!
It worked!
But then... good people start
turning bad.
Good people turn to crime.
Good people start to hate.
Good people become violent.
Good politicians become bad
politicians.
What’s wrong? What happened
to our perfect world?
The world today is a giant badpeople-
making factory, so taking
out all the bad people doesn’t solve
the problem, because it’ll just
make more.
The problem with getting rid of
the jerks is that we’re living in a
giant jerk-creating factory.
from intolerant and prejudiced
people.”
To break it down:
criminals are responsible for
violence
politicians are responsible for
war
criminals or politicians are
responsible for crime
politicians, or the poor
themselves are responsible for
poverty
capitalists are responsible for
pollution
capitalists or politicians are
responsible for greed
intolerant and prejudiced
people are responsible for hate

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